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I haz a desk introodah From MonkeyPie in the accidental girl (6 hours old)

Office cat keeps stealing my place Godammit. We compromised in the end...… more

Destroying more songs From MonkeyPie in the accidental girl (6 hours old)

So, I have made another video! It's been in the wings for a while (a year). I got a little stuck on it, made it again when I was here and added some clips from the summer. Beth Orton will hate me.… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (2 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 days old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (2 days old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

LAUNDRY at UVA From JuliaAtCavalia in Julia At Cavalia (2 days old)

DO NOT USE DRYERS #12 OR #16: YOU WILL SPEND AGES WAITING FOR OTHERS TO RETURN FROM THEIR SUPER-EXCITING FRIDAY AFTERNOONS TO EMPTY THEIR DRYERS MUCH LATER THAN IS COURTEOUS. YOU WILL FREEZE IN AUG… more

And The Cow Jumped Over The... Frank. From Mr-Malark in Mr Malark (3 days old)

Europa. Io. Triton. Titan. Ariel. Charon. It's odd how we've bothered to name the moons of all the other planets in our Solar System but our one? Oh no. The Moon. That's it. Named after a bare bum… more

The Repellent Face Of Attractiveness. From Mr-Malark in Mr Malark (3 days old)

It's funny, get two conspicuously good-looking people of the same sex in the same room at the same time, and, more often than not, they won't know how to relate to each other. It's like the 'who's-the… more

All the president's men From MarkJT in In Vino Veritas (3 days old)

It’s possible that H, R and P see me in a different light these days. I see them regularly, of course, and try to ensure that I’m involved in the things they do. But, inevitably, I have more time t… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

sob monkey From MonkeyPie in the accidental girl (4 days old)

Oh my god, I've become a total sop. X-factor makes me cry: Daryl and Rozelle for example.. Plus the engagement scene in love actually last night. Total blub-fest. What's wrong with me?!… more

Alternative Film Reviews - Vacancy (2007) From Mr-Malark in Mr Malark (4 days old)

Imagine you knew someone called Nimrod? You wouldn't expect a lot from that person, would you? I mean, it's become a synonym for goofball. I dunno, just a thought. Anyway, I wasn't expecting a l… more

Day 1 From MonkeyPie in the accidental girl (5 days old)

Ok, so my first installment went great. She had me doing a mini circuit thing- 10-20 reps on loads of the machines. I told her I don't want to build muscle which she took on board so she had me doing … more

In fact, that's just so shit... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (5 days old)

How the fuck else am I supposed to tag "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"??????? Its the name of the fucking film. God I am pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not chance am I paying for this a… more

Destroy my blog history please! From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (5 days old)

Some of the tags that have been deleted were very important to me. Especially the Tess ones, but hey thanks for doing this bcuk! And to be informed in a message WITHOUT links to the blogs so I can… more

Fireworks - A thing of the past? From grumpus ^Pro in What's all the (G)rumpus about? (6 days old)

Are fireworks as popular as they once were? Do as many people have their own private fireworks display in the back garden? Is it because we see so many massive fireworks displays all year round,… more

A Round The Twist. From Mr-Malark in Mr Malark (6 days old)

According to a new NHS advisory poster, Alcohol Misuse now costs the country £2.7 billion a year. That doesn't make sense. Alcohol Misuse? What are people doing with it? Washing their cars? Listen,… more

Old year, New You From MonkeyPie in the accidental girl (7 days old)

One of the benefits of being monetarily liquid and in a country where I have very little social life is that I have finally the resources and time to dedicate to doing fairly antisocial things. My… more

EmJay From MonkeyPie in the accidental girl (8 days old)

Went to see 'This is It' with my little coushsurfer pal yesterday. Once the archaic cinema managed to line up the sound with the picture (irritatingly in the middle of my favourite song- the way you m… more

Don't Believe The Hyphen. From Mr-Malark in Mr Malark (8 days old)

With the growing cult of celebrity in this country, I really think it's time we all just got past it and had a celebration. Wait a second, I'm missing a hyphen there. A celeb-ration. One a year.… more

Map reading, a dying art From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (9 days old)

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in… more

Whatever happened to Ladybird Books? From prydwen in Good Old Days (9 days old)

"The highlight of my childhood? It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where yo… more

Clarkson on Detroit From prydwen in Grin and bear it (9 days old)

"God may have created the world in six days, but while He was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place." … more