fat parents have fat kids, i think they should have a weighing machine installed on the floor of the front entrance in all supermarkets and fast food joints that loudly announces your weight as you walk in lol more…
I could quite happily spend the rest of my life in a bubble of immaturity but do you know what ruins it? Footballers. Footballers and policemen. Cos there's nothing quite so sobering as getting ticked off by a 12yr old traffic cop on the way to watch a load of 14yr olds play football for your Premiership side.
we've had the pricetag on shoes and hats for a while here in the US, but I haven't seen that fashion statement anywhere after or outside of high school. more…
I completely understand! I was to responsible in my younger years and have taken it upon myself to rebel now! Long may it continue! We should do whatever it is that makes us happy, not what makes everyone else happy. Happy 21st...again!x more…
LMAO yes you took my words away ;) Soooo frustrating. I can't believe the mother laughed when they said her baby was a stone!!! WTF!!!!!!! 1 STONE!!!!!! WTF are you laughing at it's not funny!!!!!!! ok I am calm now - stupid people! more…
ha that's well put. Giggling away to myself here.. you're right though, if they didn't buy so much crap they wouldn't eat so much crap- kids can't control themselves the ways adults can. Mummy Chav should stop buying rubbish and stop blaming it on her precious littl'un's appetite!! more…
This is where I feel so lucky to live out in the coutrified suburbs. There's usually a decent pub with decent home-made food within hiking distance. Not that I need to go hiking. I live not five minutes' stagger from the best pub in Surrey. more…
I love mojitos myself. The best affordable one I've had in london was at Henrys in covent garden- the passion fruit mojito. If you can forget all the annoying tourists holding up the bar with their wine spritzers and half pints then it's quite fun!
And best hangover cure- something with lots of bread and lots of grease... mm. more…
Chicken super noodles with tomatos ketchup? Do you live in a tent? Up a tree? Thats not food woman, thats gopping! A pikeys lunch. The salad cream on toast thing, I do remember said discussion, still can't quite get my head around it though!
I can't believe you startd a food blog, and do quite well at it, and then finally drag it down to supe more…
Super noodles is the staple diet of many a student. I hate students. I do love super noodles though, oddly. I think its because I'm really quite lazy, and I can knock up a tasty meal in minutes using the soap dodgers favourite. Add some cooked chicken breast and a few lashings of tabasco sauce, and you have a hearty healthy meal my friend. Lovely.< more…
I eat Chicken (occasionally, depending on certain standards) and fish/seafood...no pork,beef or lamb.
I also rather like Super noodles, any personal opinion on those that you might like to share? Perhaps to tell me what a soft southerner I am?
p.s .....Dinner-Hate sex
lol xx
Pork isn't red meat, well it may be a bit after its been minced around with the tomatoes, but no, its definately white. Lovely.
Beans on toast does not qualify as a meal either, its an hors doeuvre, a build up to the main event. And it also requires cheese and worcester sauce to count as anything remotley satisfying anyway.
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Did you laugh? Or giggle hehe? There is a difference. x
You can't find a full english in your area? I'd move, seriously. I'd petition parliament, in fact thats a very good idea. Write to your MP. Make him/her earn there keep. Where I'm from, people wouldn't know what a croissant was if you shoved it up their nose. A loaf of sliced "mig more…
I actually laughed out loud reading that. A full english????? A proper one? Hhahahahahaha!! It is even rarer to find a cafe that sells more than Croissants in my area than it is a good roast!
And for the record, me and my friends have always had a roast on Sundays after a session.
You are so Northern.
lol Love ya baby x more…
You have made some fundamental errors here which I think contrubuted to your disappointment.
Firstly, a roast dinner is not and never has been a hangover cure. A roast dinner is an attck on the senses, it is pleasure and exctasy, an erotic voyage through sprouts and mashed potatoes.
I often do make them myself....however I tend to be unable to resist making them double the strength they should be!
Since I travelled in Cuba I have been on the hunt for the perfect Mojito and I think I may have found it. more…
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In response to: "Leeetle Peeegy" 444 days old
by realityjumper [Member]
fat parents have fat kids, i think they should have a weighing machine installed on the floor of the front entrance in all supermarkets and fast food joints that loudly announces your weight as you walk in lol more…
In response to: "Coming Of Age" 444 days old
by realityjumper [Member]
god i feel old now shouldn't have read this lol more…
In response to: "Coming Of Age" 453 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
I could quite happily spend the rest of my life in a bubble of immaturity but do you know what ruins it? Footballers. Footballers and policemen. Cos there's nothing quite so sobering as getting ticked off by a 12yr old traffic cop on the way to watch a load of 14yr olds play football for your Premiership side.
Fucking, it doesn' more…
In response to: "Pull your trousers up!!!" 454 days old
by JuliaAtCavalia [Member]
we've had the pricetag on shoes and hats for a while here in the US, but I haven't seen that fashion statement anywhere after or outside of high school. more…
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by JuliaAtCavalia [Member]
HAHAHAHA your blog is amazing!!!!!!!!! I love it absolutely so much! Thanks:) more…
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by MarlaSinger [Member]
Hahahaha! Twats! more…
In response to: "Coming Of Age" 455 days old
by MarlaSinger [Member]
I completely understand! I was to responsible in my younger years and have taken it upon myself to rebel now! Long may it continue! We should do whatever it is that makes us happy, not what makes everyone else happy. Happy 21st...again!x more…
In response to: "Leeetle Peeegy" 460 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
No Tom, you would have been more boring. In fact, by the end of the first sentence I would have been asleep. You freaky fucker. more…
In response to: "Leeetle Peeegy" 460 days old
by MagicalMysteryTour Pro
LMAO yes you took my words away ;) Soooo frustrating. I can't believe the mother laughed when they said her baby was a stone!!! WTF!!!!!!! 1 STONE!!!!!! WTF are you laughing at it's not funny!!!!!!! ok I am calm now - stupid people! more…
In response to: "Leeetle Peeegy" 461 days old
by MonkeyPie [Member]
ha that's well put. Giggling away to myself here.. you're right though, if they didn't buy so much crap they wouldn't eat so much crap- kids can't control themselves the ways adults can. Mummy Chav should stop buying rubbish and stop blaming it on her precious littl'un's appetite!! more…
In response to: "Leeetle Peeegy" 461 days old
by SarahWB [Member]
I know it was a bit harsh but it's so annoying! grrrrr ;0) more…
In response to: "Leeetle Peeegy" 461 days old
by MissSofiaMoon [Member]
teehee that's very true, and funny!!
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In response to: "Leeetle Peeegy" 461 days old
by SeasideMan Pro
That was surprisingly tactfully put. I would probably have been harsher...
Well said anyway :-)
Tom. more…
In response to: "Pub Grub" 461 days old
by Fluffchucker [Member]
LIke you say Cuba is where the best Mojitos are and I haven't found better!
Manic depressive you made me spill my f-ing coffee laughing! Get round here and clean up the mess damn you.
Agree 100% on food blogs but like you say super noodles and ketchup feck that! Everyone knows it's beef super noodles with fried potato scon more…
In response to: "Pub Grub" 481 days old
by jackfrost Pro
this the gaff you mean???
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In response to: "Pub Grub" 482 days old
by MarkJT [Member]
Try the burgers at The Emirates. That's REAL food. more…
In response to: "Pub Grub" 483 days old
by NotBob Pro
This is where I feel so lucky to live out in the coutrified suburbs. There's usually a decent pub with decent home-made food within hiking distance. Not that I need to go hiking. I live not five minutes' stagger from the best pub in Surrey. more…
In response to: "Pub Grub" 484 days old
by MonkeyPie [Member]
I love mojitos myself. The best affordable one I've had in london was at Henrys in covent garden- the passion fruit mojito. If you can forget all the annoying tourists holding up the bar with their wine spritzers and half pints then it's quite fun!
And best hangover cure- something with lots of bread and lots of grease... mm. more…
In response to: "Pub Grub" 484 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Chicken super noodles with tomatos ketchup? Do you live in a tent? Up a tree? Thats not food woman, thats gopping! A pikeys lunch. The salad cream on toast thing, I do remember said discussion, still can't quite get my head around it though!
I can't believe you startd a food blog, and do quite well at it, and then finally drag it down to supe more…
In response to: "Pub Grub" 484 days old
by SarahWB [Member]
Chicken super noodles with Tomato Ketchup. Or Salad Cream on toast, as I believe you and I discussed recently.
p.s dirty boy xx more…
In response to: "Pub Grub" 484 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Super noodles is the staple diet of many a student. I hate students. I do love super noodles though, oddly. I think its because I'm really quite lazy, and I can knock up a tasty meal in minutes using the soap dodgers favourite. Add some cooked chicken breast and a few lashings of tabasco sauce, and you have a hearty healthy meal my friend. Lovely.< more…
In response to: "Pub Grub" 484 days old
by SarahWB [Member]
I eat Chicken (occasionally, depending on certain standards) and fish/seafood...no pork,beef or lamb.
I also rather like Super noodles, any personal opinion on those that you might like to share? Perhaps to tell me what a soft southerner I am?
p.s .....Dinner-Hate sex
lol xx
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In response to: "Pub Grub" 484 days old
by SarahWB [Member]
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In response to: "Pub Grub" 484 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Pork isn't red meat, well it may be a bit after its been minced around with the tomatoes, but no, its definately white. Lovely.
Beans on toast does not qualify as a meal either, its an hors doeuvre, a build up to the main event. And it also requires cheese and worcester sauce to count as anything remotley satisfying anyway.
I love food more…
In response to: "Pub Grub" 484 days old
by SarahWB [Member]
Another thing...I don't eat red meat...so it would have to be beans on toast anyway!
xx
p.s friday-me-ruined x more…
In response to: "Pub Grub" 484 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Did you laugh? Or giggle hehe? There is a difference. x
You can't find a full english in your area? I'd move, seriously. I'd petition parliament, in fact thats a very good idea. Write to your MP. Make him/her earn there keep. Where I'm from, people wouldn't know what a croissant was if you shoved it up their nose. A loaf of sliced "mig more…
In response to: "Pub Grub" 484 days old
by SarahWB [Member]
I actually laughed out loud reading that. A full english????? A proper one? Hhahahahahaha!! It is even rarer to find a cafe that sells more than Croissants in my area than it is a good roast!
And for the record, me and my friends have always had a roast on Sundays after a session.
You are so Northern.
lol Love ya baby x more…
In response to: "Pub Grub" 484 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
You have made some fundamental errors here which I think contrubuted to your disappointment.
Firstly, a roast dinner is not and never has been a hangover cure. A roast dinner is an attck on the senses, it is pleasure and exctasy, an erotic voyage through sprouts and mashed potatoes.
A hang over cure is a full english, 3 sa more…
In response to: "Pub Grub" 484 days old
by SarahWB [Member]
I often do make them myself....however I tend to be unable to resist making them double the strength they should be!
Since I travelled in Cuba I have been on the hunt for the perfect Mojito and I think I may have found it. more…
In response to: "Pub Grub" 484 days old
by SeasideMan Pro
You could learn how to make the Mojitos yourself...
Might be even better then.
Tom. more…