Now this might just be me although I strongly suspect there are others who feel the same; whenever I see one of those boys in the street wearing his jeans down so far you can see his arse I have an almost uncontrollable urge to pull them down and then run off giggling hysterically. It looks so bloody ridiculous, I don't need to see what colour pants they are wearing!! And they can't even walk properly for Gods sake, they do this kind of constipated Duck waddle, whilst simultaneously trying to look hard and menacing. It is just hilarious, especially when they play tinny sounding 'gangsta' rap off their mobile phones at the same time, it provides a soundtrack for their silly retarded walk. Oh, and there appears to also be a rather bizarre fashion for leaving the price tag on your baseball cap. I cannot for the life of me work out why anyone not requiring mental health treatment wouuld want to walk around with a great big label flapping about madly on the top of their head.
To see these creatures roam in their natural habitat, I recommend a trip to either Tottenham or Wood Green. I don't recommend the pulling down and running away part whilst in these areas however, as they roam in packs and will probably catch you.Another fun excursion not to be missed is a journey on the top deck of a bus. There will be some sitting at the back,complete with feet on seats and tinny soundtrack. A great travel game is to count the various words and award points. Go for 'Blud', 'Safe', 'Isit' , 'Innit', 'Butters', and award extra points for new words you do not understand.
Happy Hoodie spotting!