In no particular order.....
'Yoofs' who play music off their mobiles in the street/on public transport
Tossers who drive their Chelsea Tractors down the paper shop
People who wear lots of gold, i.e Belcher chains/sovereign rings, usually from Elizabeth Duke at Argos
Jade Goody, and her mother. (needs no explanation)
Big Brother. Everything about it, from the moronic retarded sheep contestants to that hyperactive old bat Davina McCall. F*ck off back to obscurity, you losers.
Spurs (because I'm a Gooner, obviously)
Man U (because they are lucky little gits)
Chelski (Mad Russian with bottomless pockets )
David Beckham. Tosser. Overrated and pointless. He should stick to modelling Pants.
Posh Spice. Where do I begin?
Westlife. They make me want to vomit.
Mine.....
People who call United 'Man U'. Please stop, it makes me want to shit.
Leeds, full of white sock wearing sheepshaggers with one earing.
Boybands, crucifiction should be brought back into fashion.
Reality TV. It's not real, these people are as fake as a £6 note.
Christiano Ronaldo. If you don't want to wear the shirt, fuck off to Spain, you ungrateful little turd.
There are more, but I have a fish pie on the go, and I'm hungry.