In no particular order.....

'Yoofs' who play music off their mobiles in the street/on public transport

Tossers who drive their Chelsea Tractors down the paper shop

People who wear lots of gold, i.e Belcher chains/sovereign rings, usually from Elizabeth Duke at Argos

Jade Goody, and her mother. (needs no explanation)

Big Brother. Everything about it, from the moronic retarded sheep contestants to that hyperactive old bat Davina McCall. F*ck off back to obscurity, you losers.

Spurs (because I'm a Gooner, obviously)

Man U (because they are lucky little gits)

Chelski (Mad Russian with bottomless pockets )

David Beckham. Tosser. Overrated and pointless. He should stick to modelling Pants.

Posh Spice. Where do I begin?

Westlife. They make me want to vomit.